October 8, 2008 By 32 Comments

You Might be a Web Developer…

Canadian Developer Connection John Bristowe has been hard at work on TechDays, but today he decided he would take a break and create a list titled “You might be a web developer…”.  I laughed, I cried, I called my mom.  Seriously though some of the one liners were instant classics.

Some of my favorites include:

  • If the phrase, "I can program HTML" bugs you, you might be a Web developer.
  • If you respond to confusing questions with "HTTP 500", you might be a Web developer.
  • If you think "passing the Acid test" doesn’t refer to a drug problem, you might be a Web developer.

    Anyway, check out the full list at the Microsoft Canadian Developer Connections Blog. If you have time, why not add a couple of your own to the list.  Here is my contribution:  If when someone asks you if you would your favorite kind of cookie is, you instantly respond with “persistent”.

    And make sure you attend TechDays 2008, you wont be sorry!

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